From A Taxi To A Boat

The night started off with all smiles, not a frown.

We all jumped a black hackney into town

Ready to get fuelled up on lots of lager

And begin a typical lad’s night out saga

Dressed in our Ben Sherman shirts

And our smartest Dress kecks  

We’re on the dance floor

While the DJ spins the decks

We’re all on the pull

Looking for the best chat up words!

And the last thing we want to do

Is ending up pulling some ten to two birds

But the was crap so we headed home

Then someone shouted like a fool

Let’s find that outdoor pool in that school

Before you know it we are climbing a fence

I got my trousers caught and was slightly tense

I managed to get my slacks free

Before my testicles were gone completely

Never was to find the swimming pool

We still refused to go to bed

So we shouted abuse to students instead!

Still not giving up we headed for sevvy the lake

Stupid things you do for frills

There we were at the edge in just our skimpy bills

NO one dared take the plunge

But still refusing to go home to bed

Another bright Idea! Let’s get the boat out instead!

Then we’re my mate’s house in the dark

Next thing where dragging a catamaran across the park

Sailing at 3am its crazy how this night has gone!

Hey I can hear bongo drums where are they coming from?

Seriously frigging bongo drums, oh behave

No honestly there coming from over there by the caves

So we rowed over and to the caves we steered

We were in a state of shock when 8 hippy birds appeared

Is this really happening, my brain made a note?

Eh lads can we come on your boat?

Next thing you know the boat is packed

With hippy girls one and dreadlocks and the other was cute

Next thing you know one of them pulled out a flute!

You couldn’t write this shit I mean never!

This was one of the craziest nights ever!