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" POINTLESS...XMAS HABIT !?" X

"  POINTLESS...XMAS HABIT !?" X

" F.F.S.....SANTA, LEFT A BIT , RIGHT A BIT
I SO HOPE, I AINT GOT TO TALK YA THROUGH IT ?
YOU PROMISED ME , THIS YEAR
THAT YOU WOULD NOT BE SHIT ?
& NOW IM REALLY BEGINNING, TO REGRET IT !
YOUR OLD ENOUGH NOW, TO FIND YA WAY AROUND A CLIT 
& HOW TO MAKE ME BUCK A MOAN.......A BIT ?
ONLY YOU COULDNT BE FURTHER AWAY FROM IT !
& YOUR SQUASHING , MY RIGHT TIT
TO THINK I,VE WAITED ALL YEAR FOR IT !
& TAKE IT FROM ME. ..YOUR BLOODY SHIT
 

SO... STOP, NOW JUST A ;LITTLE TO THE RIGHT
& NOT QUITE SO FAST & NOT QUITE SO LIGHT
& DO NOT TEAR MY FUCK N TIGHTS
I DONT THINK YOU,LL EVER GET THIS RIGHT ?
& IM BEING BLINDED BY THE LIGHTS
 

GOOD JOB YOU ONLY CUM ONCE A YEAR
YOU,LL BE THE ONLY ONE CUMMING THIS YEAR I FEAR!
IN OTHER WORDS, YOUR FUCK N USELESS DEAR
I WOULD CUM QUICKER. WITH MY RAMPANT RABBIT
& I REALLY MUST BREAK, THIS POINTLESS XMAS HABIT !"

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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