Poem -

" POINTLESS...XMAS HABIT !?" X

"  POINTLESS...XMAS HABIT !?" X

" F.F.S.....SANTA, LEFT A BIT , RIGHT A BIT
I SO HOPE, I AINT GOT TO TALK YA THROUGH IT ?
YOU PROMISED ME , THIS YEAR
THAT YOU WOULD NOT BE SHIT ?
& NOW IM REALLY BEGINNING, TO REGRET IT !
YOUR OLD ENOUGH NOW, TO FIND YA WAY AROUND A CLIT 
& HOW TO MAKE ME BUCK A MOAN.......A BIT ?
ONLY YOU COULDNT BE FURTHER AWAY FROM IT !
& YOUR SQUASHING , MY RIGHT TIT
TO THINK I,VE WAITED ALL YEAR FOR IT !
& TAKE IT FROM ME. ..YOUR BLOODY SHIT
 

SO... STOP, NOW JUST A ;LITTLE TO THE RIGHT
& NOT QUITE SO FAST & NOT QUITE SO LIGHT
& DO NOT TEAR MY FUCK N TIGHTS
I DONT THINK YOU,LL EVER GET THIS RIGHT ?
& IM BEING BLINDED BY THE LIGHTS
 

GOOD JOB YOU ONLY CUM ONCE A YEAR
YOU,LL BE THE ONLY ONE CUMMING THIS YEAR I FEAR!
IN OTHER WORDS, YOUR FUCK N USELESS DEAR
I WOULD CUM QUICKER. WITH MY RAMPANT RABBIT
& I REALLY MUST BREAK, THIS POINTLESS XMAS HABIT !"

Tracy Timothy xx
 

Like 0 Pin it 0
Support CosmoFunnel.com

Support CosmoFunnel.com

You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.

Poem -

" The Brightest Star...

" The Brightest Star In The Sky !"x

" 365, Painful days have passed, Since i lost my beautiful Mum !
I am no further forward, Not very...

Poem -

" Bollocks..To This !?...

" Bollocks..To This !?"

left..." It really is time for us, To stop talking bollocks !
We aint got a hope in hell, Of getting...

Poem -

" I Do Fear.. About...

" I Do Fear.. About Your Verbal Diarrhea !?"

" You have told me , So many dirty lies !!
That another shit-load, Is no surprise ?
Your...

Latest poems in Comedy

Poem -

July first two thousand and...

July first two thousand and twenty five...

signals the eighth year we lived
at our present location,
where fringe benefits (a plug) for...

Poem -

ELECTROCUTION OR SHARK

ELECTROCUTION OR SHARK

What would you do?

So many choices...

Imagine if this turned out to be your very last...

Poem -

Donning rubber gloves, the...

(plus cutlery, pots pans, et cetera) in the kitchenette sink.

Donning rubber gloves, the wife does washing of clothes and dishes...

She started what would immediately become
a first and last generation tradition
(the spouse...

Advertise on CosmoFunnel.com