Poem -

Poked The Bear

Poked The Bear

Yeah I not only poked
the bear
I lit a flame thrower
up its ASS

So I shouldn't
be surprised
if there were
consequences
to my actions

The pain now
is beginning
to set
in
while I lie
here in a ditch
half intoxicated
realizing
the comments
I made
about betty sue
to the Big Cow Boy
was a little
inappropriate

Maybe I will
learn
or maybe
I will
not

I am leaning
towards
not

Cuz though
the jaw may be
sore
and the ribs
cracked
I would rather Poke the bear
at a Bully
than coward
in the corner
with my tail between
my
legs

Wonder
if Big Cowboy
and his nappy ass
Betty Sue
ever seen
the front end
of a bat????

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