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Politics with Dameon in the morning

Politics with Dameon in the morning

You tried to apologizeĀ 

You said your sorrows and sins

For a weekĀ 

You acted like a fool

Posting abusive and offensive obligations

You showed disrespect and name calling

You got physical leaving bruises

And lied to many

And all you could say wasĀ 

It was a bad week?

You agreed that what you did was wrong

And that some things were not right,

But would you do it again?

Tried to lie and twist your tongue,

But a wise man once said

Once a cheater always a cheater,

Once a lier always a lier,

But aye this is just politics in the morning,

TRUMP so don't trip over a stump,

'Cause baby I be like there in seconds,

Making it go viral,

Like Te' Dog you be singin',

"Like ow boy I'm trump,

Baby just tripped over a stump,

And met a skunk that trully stunk,

Then I sunk into my skirt,

And did the Gangdom style,"

'Cause ow I swear to,

That's trump for you

Although he might be president this month,

Btw parodies are old let's stick to jokes,

Songs are great and all but useless in humor,

When youv heard them all,

So raps are in so well let's rap,

Top ten battle of the politics of 2015, and the ā€œTrumpā€ didn’t even make the list.
Every time you say ā€œTrumpā€, I want to walk in your kid’s birthday party, take a piss
on the cake and ice cream, stick a candle in it, and tell him make a wish.
They like, ā€œwhy you disrespecting the Woman?ā€
ā€˜Cause what the fuck is Abortion to a atheist?

Trump, I don’t believe in you.
Spit one bar about a mans ex-girl, and I’ma show what this heater do.
I’m trying to see if this bullet could tore(Couture)
through the right side of your body before it’s leaving you.
Rap about Ash, then you’ve.. gotta catch ā€˜em all; a bullet’s seeking you.
What I did to the body’s shocking; the kids don’t even want to peek at you(Pikachu).

This loser looks like two ninja turtles put together.
Fuck is you, Rapha-angelo or Dona-nardo?
You not a god, bro.
You never made Lux lean on the ropes, go toe-to-toe or had to box with Hillary.
You rap with speed, but that don’t make you a Creed.Ā Loser, you not Apollo.
You sloppy when you rush in(Russian) with the punches: that make you Ivan Drago.
When shit get Rocky, Clips get cocky. I got this big bravado.
Cannon under the Big T; let’s switch the scene, now we in Chicago.
Giving him 300 off one leg: that’s two Dirks. Did your people follow?
See they ain’t get it. I black out here and there; I got vitiligo.

This is a parody of Charlie clips,

Like a boss I rap with style,

Mostly because I'm still a child,

Baby iv got no need for seeds,

Just needs for speed,

Hehe,

I get bored way to easy...

We'll see y'all tomarow.

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Susan Stone

Hi Dameon! Nice piece! Would love it if you did politics every morning! Right on about Trump, and I like your rap! Keep writing, it it always a joy to see your perspective! xoxo Susan

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Dameon Farris

I usually do iv been doing politics in the morning fir 3 days now and I'm glad you enjoyed if you'd like you can view then by clicking my profile and every morning I sit and watch the news waiting to hear about trump and see what he did and write about it I mean every day he does something to write about witch is funny yet compatible lol anyhow thnx fir the support Susan I wish you an amazing day and as always catch ya on the flip side of things

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Bradford

Hey dameon I like your spin on politics a touchy subject to say the least .great work with trump stump lol cheers rockĀ 

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Dameon Farris

Thanks hardrocklover hope to write and get the other one for tomarow underway soon tha am for the support and reading wish you the best man!

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