Politics with Dameon in the morning

This is no rhyme this time,

But watching the news today,

Man interesting things to view,

Who would of knew,

Ted cruise on lead of Trump,

Just like how the speeders in that chase,

Ted is racing through making a great first impression,

Not a clue if it's enough to win though,

I'd rather had Ted as president than trump though,

Don't care what you think but,

Ted beats trump hundred to one,

Trump scares the hell out of me,

Fuck don't believe me,

64% in New York said there more scared of trump,

That's over half of the delagates,

Turns out trump Ain't got crud this month,

Of course that won't stop him,

They also say Ted is a likable person,

Of course I won't get my hopes up,

Everyone's got there secrets and ups and downs,

But between me and you,

I think that old man likes Hillery,

Not gunna lie he's got the hots for her,

You can tell because at first he talks good about her,

And when she tests the limits,

He switches to fight gear and tells her out,

Then he gets tougue tied when she comes up,

How cute but that's just gunna slow him down,

When it comes to getting votes,

It's not like he'd of became president anyhow,

He'd if had a heart attack once it came to it,

President at age 142 like ha,

Just kidding I'm mean I know,

But that's my job,

What did you expect?

Someone had to say it,

If not me then someone else would of,

If I didn't make fun of the presidents,

Well someone else would of tooken my place,

Simple,

Don't get your trump all in a stump that will cause quite a skunk with them shrunken shrek Tshirts and excelsia,

Shrek is love,

Shrek is life,

Now Ima go eat some guys pie,

So bye.