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Politics with Dameon in the morning

Politics with Dameon in the morning

Debt debt debt,

Always in debt,

And out if the blue,

Comes you,

Trump my o'l skunky buddie,

Don't quite know which stump you tumbled over when you were younger,

But 8 trillion dollars don't come out of the sky,

Don't try to lie,

8 years isn't enough time,

Heck Obama passed a law,

Like trump made a crumpet,

It's tasted bad and lingered,

Like who'd have an 18 inch pole in the back of there bike,

Like what the hell,

That's a bit long,

But aye I agree with the one guy,

A bit dangerous,

He'll bet you some kids gunna poke his eye out with it when he crashes,

But aye laws are laws,

Like Hillary is a broad,

Saying tax's isn't already high,

Let's just increase it more,

Not like we can't just make a foundation,

Hell Ima make my own foundation,

It's make a wish and swallow foundation,

Wanna donate?

Baby I'm telling you every day these morons get worse,

Sometimes makes me think why a 10 year old can't run this state,

Heck sign me up,

Il spend 4 years signing papers and passing laws,

Heck il even make speeches every day,

Along with visit the sick,

I'd do everything they asked me to,

Although I'm not gunna stop writing,

But think about it me as president,

Man,

We'd be fucked,

Not gunna lie,

Not that good of an idea now that I'd think about it,

I'd crack under the pressure,

I can't even handle being around 5 year olds,

Couldn't imagine 5 thousand dumbass adults,

Never shutting the hell up,

Now I know why all presidents have grey hairs after a year,

But trump,

Ha man what a stunt,

8 trill in a 8 year progress,

Ya you have fun with that,

Seeing how you also wanna build a wall,

And stop abortions,

All I can say is you can't have both,

We airnt that rich of an state,

Jeese lets just pray to God that he doesn't get to,

Enough delagates to be president.

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Kimmy Alan

But we could make a ton of money renting out bill board space on the wall.

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Dameon Farris

Haha lol true jimmy good morning man and glad you spent the time to read n comment on this much appreciated and I agree :D anyhews just think of the make a wish and swallow foundation I mean I still need donations for this to work heheheeh

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