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POLLEN POWER !?X

POLLEN POWER !?X

I DONT KNOW WHAT,S IN THIS FLOWER?
BUT.IT iS JUST LIKE " HAPPY HOUR"!
IF I TAKE A LONG BIG SNIFF!
I FEEL ALL VERY SQUEW WHIFF
I CANT STOP LAUGHING
MY FACE IS ACHING
& I,VE LAUGHED SO MUCH
MY BALLS ARE BREAKING!
I REALLY DARE NOT LET GO!
I DONT KNOW, WHERE I,LL LAND?
I THINK I,LL TAKE A CUTTING
BACK, TO MY OLE MAN!
ALL OUR FAMILY LOVE A LAUGH
& I REALLY COULD DO WITH A BATH
SO. I HAD BETTER TRY & LET GO
AWW. GOD MY SIDES ACHE THO!
NOT FORGETTING TO TAKE A FEW
SEEDS, BACK HOME, FOR US TO SOW
IF I CANT STOP LAUGHING SOON!
I.LL STILL BE HERE ,THIS TIME TOMORROW!

Tracy Timothy xx

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