Polly Pooey

She’s a Huckleberry hillbilly wearin’ petticoats frilly, catchin’ all the boys eyes and givin’ them a huge surprise . Coz Polly pooey doesn’t wear pants she has them all in a trance when she twirls around in dance 

Polly Pooey isn’t clean she has a problem with hygiene, her petticoats always pee green, not a pleasant sight to be seen, people knows where Polly Pooeys been, they give her a wide berth if you know what I mean

Poor Polly Pooey lives alone without a pal to call her own but that is all shes ever known, as she listens to music on her phone . Shes never ever had a friend tho sometimes she will play pretend, her pet poodle is enough to contend and a chum would maybes take a lend . So Polly Pooey only has her dog she runs with him to have a jog, they love to picnic on a log and poo together in a bog