Poem -

Pot Is Not So Hot

Pot is not so hot what if i get caught
Is it still better to do a shot or two
Go driving around like Mr Magoo
Out their risking lives and getting a Dewey
I never heard of  no one killing someone
after getting their fingers gooey
Smoking a joint a pipe or a bong
Listening away to their favorite song
Jamming a way and singing along
But it is still wrong
So I'm going to get in my car
Drive to my favorite bar
Drink like a superstar
Drive home because its not so far
Wake up in the morning throwing up without warning
Hey but its okay I got away
But if I would've killed someone there would have been hell to pay
I have just one more thing to say
I'm glad this was just a stoners thought
So I'm just going to sit here and smoke some more pot
 

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