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POWERFUL PANTIES !?X

POWERFUL PANTIES !?X

PUT YA BIG GIRL PANTIES ON !
& YOU CAN DEAL WITH IT ?
STRAIGHT AWAY YOU FEEL STRONG !
A THONG JUST WONT CUT IT !
TO DEAL WITH, ALL YA SHIT !
THAT EXTRA BIT OF CLOTH !
SHOW,S YA WHO IS BOSS !
GIVES YA EXTRA " GIRL POWER!"
YA COULD EAT THEM ALIVE
THEN CASUALLY , TAKE A SHOWER
WHEN YOU,VE EATEN THEM FOR BREAKFAST!
WHEN THEY.VE BEEN TOTALLY DEVOURED!
BIG PANTIES, STOP YA BEING A COWARD?
TO BE ABLE TO TELL THEM. HOW IT IS!?
A THONG JUST, COULD NOT DO THISĀ 
BUT. EASIER FOR A GOLDEN SHOWER
OR WHEN . YA NEED A PISSĀ 

Tracy Timothy xx
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