Poxy IBS

Another day has started , 
gripping in awful pain,
this poxy IBS ,
is only at it again ! 

running for the toilet,
just making it to the bowl ,
doubt I’ll be going out today , for a lovely little stroll. 

five flushes later ,
and I’m still worse for wear,
this one really got me , I’m sure my arse got a tare!
this poxy IBS,
it really isn’t fun,
I think I’ve shit for England,
and oh my poor little bum. 

The hot sweats are no joke either ,
racing heart and runny nose, 
poxy IBS if you’ve gotta go you’ve gotta go. 

So now you know what it’s like,
feel great full your not the same ,
cause this poxy IBS,
really is a pain.