Poem -

PRAY FOR HIM !?X

PRAY FOR HIM !?X

LOOK AT MY LOVELY HANDS BEFORE
YOU LOOK AT MY UGLY FACE !
I,VE GOT BEAUTIFUL LONG  NAILS !
THAT ARE PERFECTLY MANICURED!
BUT, THEY LOOK REALLY OUT OF PLACE
WITH MY DAINTY LITTLE FINGERS!
THEN..., WHEN THEY LOOK AT MY FACE 
PEOPLE SAY I,M A BLOODY DISGRACE
THAT,S WHEN THE STARES, DO LINGER
I GET CALLED BUGSY
IT REALLY DOES BUG ME !
EVEN MY BABY HIDES BENEATH
ASHAMED TO HAVE A MOTHER
WITH SUCH GOOFEY TEETH!
I INHERITED THEM FROM MY DAD!
LETS HOPE MY NIPPERS 
ARE NEVER ..AS BAD?
OR THAT WOULD BE DOUBLY SAD!
HOPE HE TAKES AFTER MY MUM 
COS, HER TEETH ARE ON HER GUM!
WHERE THERE SURPOSED TO BE 
I HOPE TO GOD, HE DONT GET GOOF,S !
OR I WILL HIT THE FUCK N ROOF
SO PRAY HE DONT GET LIKE ME !
LOVELY HANDS, BUT SO GOOFEY

Tracy Timothy xx
 

Like 0 Pin it 0
Support CosmoFunnel.com

Support CosmoFunnel.com

You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.

Log in to leave a comment.
Poem -

" The Brightest Star...

" The Brightest Star In The Sky !"x

" 365, Painful days have passed, Since i lost my beautiful Mum !
I am no further forward, Not very...

Poem -

" Bollocks..To This !?...

" Bollocks..To This !?"

left..." It really is time for us, To stop talking bollocks !
We aint got a hope in hell, Of getting...

Poem -

" I Do Fear.. About...

" I Do Fear.. About Your Verbal Diarrhea !?"

" You have told me , So many dirty lies !!
That another shit-load, Is no surprise ?
Your...

Latest poems in Comedy, Nonsense

Poem -

Long interminable hours...

Long interminable hours...

of darkness doth not compute
alternately titled:
The descent of dusk affects grapefruit...

Poem -

Skippack Pharmacy comprised...

Skippack Pharmacy comprised of admirable staff

Able, eager, ready and willing
to "separate the wheat from the chaff,"
reassuring a new or...

Poem -

CALL I

ALONENESS PLAYS ON EVERY SCALE
TO THE NOTE IN THIS

IS IT THE BEGINNING AGAIN

AS SHE...

Advertise on CosmoFunnel.com