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Primates

Primates

Mom and Dad must have been primates
Coz bananas are my favourite food
When it comes to stuff this guy eats a lot
For bananas I'm forever in the mood

Each time when passing a tree with vines
Something very deep down inside
Urges me to climb, holler and beat my chest
Some primordial force to abide

Bananas for breakfast, for lunch and dinner
With mounds of yummy whipped cream
Oh heavenly joy! There ain't nuttin' finer
They're the object of all my dreams

Okay, I'll try to get back to reality now
But each time I hear an old squeeze box
Get all excited and really feel like performing
It invades my innermost thoughts

Sitting here typing while peeling a banana
Is there help for someone like me
Cause my skin's definitely got a yellow tinge
Often hang from our backyard tree!

Mom and Dad must have been primates
Other signs are too numerous to tell
Obsessed by scratching my armpits raw
And picking my honker as well!

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Devon La Porte

Jack good write, I know where to look when I need a good laugh this is hilarious your too funny I loved the picking my honker line thats great. Why do gorillas have big nostrils because they have big fingers. Well done my love and respect.

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Jack Ellison

So I can expect you to drop by again then??? Sure hope so... love and ((hugs)) Santa Jack xoxox

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Devon La Porte

Definitely Santa Jack I hoping we can get to know each other better and you'll hook my kids up with awesome gifts this Christmas. And they have been very good girls lol.

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Louise Carroll

This made me smile☺ We don't have any banana trees in Ireland, however I eat plenty☺ Great write, well done and thanks for the up-lifting write☺

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Jack Ellison

Top 'o the morning to you my dear Irish lass!!! Santa here wishing you a happy loving day!!! Truthfully, have you been a good girl??? Just remember, Santa loves you Louise ((hugs)) xxxx

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