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THE PUBIC HARE !?X

THE PUBIC HARE !?X

NO-BODY WANTS THE PUBIC HARE!
GOT HAIR SPROUTING OUT OF EVERY WHERE!
SKINNING IT..IS ONE THING!
BUT SHAVING IT FIRST, BEFORE YOU BEGIN!
I,VE LOST MY DESIRE
FOR SOME RABBIT SKIN!
HAIR IN YA RABBIT STEW!
WOULD MAKE ME WANNA FUCK N SPEW!
I,D THROW UP MY CARROTS
IF IT WAS IN THE POT!
WITH A HAIRY OLE RABBIT!
I,D RATHER BEĀ A VEGETARIANĀ 
AT LEAST IT WONTĀ 
HAVE PUBIC HARE IN X

Tracy Timothy xx

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