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PULL..MY FINGER !?X

PULL..MY FINGER !?X

PULL MY FINGER.AFTER YOU,VE PRESSED START!
YA GET 150 POINTS.IF YA CAN MAKE ME FART!
THERE.LL BE ANOTHER ALONG IN A MINUTE
DO AS I SAY..FROM THE START!
IF YOU MANAGE TO PULL ALL OUR FINGER,S?
BEFORE THE TIME IS UP!
YOU,LL BE VOTED THE BEST PLAYER!
& RECEIIVE A SOLID SILVER CUP!
DO IT GENTLY.SO WE DONT CHUCK UP!
COS THEN YA LOOSE 50 POINTS!
SO GOOD LUCK TO YOU !
NOW PUT DOWN THE JOINT!
NOW IT,S ALL DOWN TO YOU !
OH & DONT PULL DO HARDĀ 
JUST IN CASE WE POO!
COS.THEN YOU,LL BE THE LOOSER TOO!
COS THATS NOT WHAT YOUR SURPOSED TO DO!
THEN YOU,LL HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE START!
WE DONT WANNA SHIT, JUST A FART!
NOW REMEMBER WHAT YOU,VE LEARNT!?
NOW JUST..PRESS START!!

Tracy Timothy xx
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