PUSSY PARLOR !?X

I LOVE COMING TO THE PUSSY PARLOR
THERE,S NOTHING QUITE LIKE IT?
LEFT A BIT, RIGHT A BIT,A BIT HARDER KIT!
YOU REALLY HAVE A MAGIC TOUCH!
IT,S SO RELAXING, I LOVE IT SO MUCH!
IT,S THE MOST PAMPERING
I GET IN AN HOUR, OILED.
MASSAGED & THEN A NICE SHOWER!
I,M A VERY PRIVILEGED CAT!
EVEN THO I LOOK A RIGHT TWAT?
IN THIS YELLOW TURBAN, 
BUT SOON WILL LOOK A MILLION DOLLARS
THEN TREAT MYSELF TO A BOURBON
& FALL ASLEEP , IN ME OWNERS LAP!
ISN,T IT ANNOYING WHEN YA ALL DONE?
COS NOW I NEED A KRAP
& I,LL HAVE TO GET ME BUM DONE AGAIN!
I CANT BE HAVING THAT!!!!

Tracy Timothyxx