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PUSSY PLEA.S !?X

PUSSY PLEA.S !?X

KISS ME & I.LL TURN INTO A PRINCE!
& I,M DISGUISED AS A FROG!
BUT THIS PUSSY LIKES KISSES
FROM A DIRTY OLE DOG !
I DONT WANT A PECK!
I,D RATHER HAVE A SNOG!
IM KIZZY THE KITTEN
NOT KERMIT THE FROG!
COS.. I,M REAL SMITTEN!
KISS ME QUICK
COS. I NEED THE BOG!
THIS PUSSY NEED,S A FAITHFUL DOG!
TO TURN THIS FROG. INTO MY PRINCE
DINE ON STEAK INSTEAD OF MINCE!
IT,S ONLY MYSELF.I,M TRYING TO CONVINCE
I AINT EVER MET MY PRINCE?
WHOSE BEEN LOVING THIS PUSSY EVER SINCE!

Tracy Timothy xx

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