Poem -

PUSSY POWER !?X

PUSSY POWER !?X

WATCH CAREFULLY KITTY, WHAT I DO!
THIS IS A SPECIAL KIND OF KUNG FU!
IT,S CALLED A PRAYING MANTICE!
IT TAKES YEARS OF PRACTICE!
I TAUGHT THIS TO THE KARATE KIDĀ 
THO PEOPLE THINK MRĀ MIYAGI DID?
STAND ON ONE LEG LIKE THIS !
MAKE SURE,YA DONT NEED A PISS !
ARMS UP ABOVE YOUR HEAD
AS IF YOU WOULD IN YA BED !
CONCENTRATE ON WHAT YOU DO !
THEN I KICK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU !
& PRAY, I DONT MISS OR FALL
COS I AM A PROFESSIONAL!
UNLIKE YOU, WHOSE JUST AN APPRENTICE!
& THE PUSSY CAT DOLLS
WONT FULFILL THEIR PROMISE OF A KISS
SO I,D BETTER NOT FUCK N MISS!?
ORI,LL BLOODY BLAME YOU !

Tracy Timothy xx

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