Qualified

Someone asked me if I was suitably qualified,
of course, University of Life, just like you - I lied;
I do my best, some enthusiasts might like to invest, 
in my meagre knowledge of what I know best.

They say that travel broadens the so-called mind,
as much as you digested, you were still left behind, 
I learned as I went along, some just not so,
at least I transgressed, ready to go with the flow.

Here's the rub: I'm your counsellor, let me know,
what's your problem - my wife and I know where to go,
we've been there - know everything you've gone through,
at the end of the day, you can be gold - not blue.

So if you ask me: 'Where do you have the right?'
I'll tell you what you want to here - blow your mind out of sight.