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" THE QUEEN BITCH !?"X

" THE QUEEN BITCH !?"X

" WE CANNOT ALL BE, THE QUEEN BITCH!
SO BEAUTIFUL, SO ELEGANT & OH SO RICH
SO STEP BACK, LET ME DO MY SHIT 
AS I AM THE ONLY ONE WORTHY OF IT ?
I BEHEAD FOLK, THAT GET ON MY LEFT TIT
OR MENTION THE WORD GINGER
OR ANYTHING RESEMBLING IT!!
SEE THIS JEWEL, ITS TO POKE YOU IN THE EYE
IF YOU DO NOT CURTSY, WHEN I PASS BY
OR, IF YOU ROLL YOUR EYES TO THE SKY
NO-ONE HAS EVER QUESTIONED WHY?
I DARE SAY, THEIR TOO AFRAID TO TRY?
& WO BETIDE THEM, IF THEY CRY !
THEY,LL GET IT IN THE OTHER EYE
I,VE ALWAYS GOT BIGGER FISH TO FRY
LONG MAY YOU REIGN QUEEN BITCH
IS WHAT THEY NORMALLY CRY
& THOSE WHO UTTER SOFTLY , DIE YOU WITCH
RUN THE RISK OF LOOSING AN EYE?
WHAT A FUCK N BITCH AM I ?
MUST DASH NOW MY CHAFFEUR HAS ARRIVED
SO I REALLY MUST FLY
HE,S ALWAYS EARLY THESE DAY,S 
NOW HE,S ONLY GOT 1 EYE...BYE BYE!"

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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Jack Ellison

YEE HAW!!! WHATTA HOOT!!! You are my kind of gal dear Tracy! Keep on a-writing this stuff... loved it!!! Love, kissed and naughty touching, Santa xoxox

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Tracy Timothy

BLESS YA SANTA JACK ..THANKS SO MUCH ONLY YOU  COULD GET AWAY WITH SUCH NAUGHTY SUGGESTIONS LOL XX

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Tracy Timothy

WARMEST WISHES FROM YOU TO ME
& SPECIAL THANKS FROM MR V.I.P XX

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sparrowsong

Hello Tracy...

LOL!

Thank you for sharing...

Hugs...

sparrowsong

WISH YOU A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Tracy Timothy

AW MY LITTLE SPARROW X GLAD YA LIKED IT..YOU TO HAVE A WONDERFUL XMAS LOTS OF LOVE MUM XX

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Tony Taylor

GEEZ Tracy!!..........EVERY time I read you.....I expect to smile or LMAO...........and once again you have come through for me.........Dam girl ~ you ARE good..........much love to you.........and thanx for the laughter once again!!..........Merry! Merry!....kisses to you and yours.............Love and Rockets!!..........T xo

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Tracy Timothy

aw Tony..so glad that you love my work, i have no idea where it all comes from, what lovely things to say about little old me....LOVE IT XXX MERRY XMAS TO YOU TOO MY FRIEND...LOOK OUT THERE,S MORE ...LMAO

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