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Questionable Morals

When everything has been said and done.
You are not good enough for my son.
You've been with a lot of men and have four illegitimate babies.
I won't give you and my son my blessing, I'd rather have rabies.
You broke your wedding vows when you got married twice.
You cheated on both of your husbands, they paid the price.
I won't let you do the same thing to my only son.
You have questionable morals, you would be terrible if you were a nun.
Becoming your husband is something I can't let my son do.
Whatever it takes, I will protect my boy from the likes of you.
My son brought you here to live but I want you out of my house.
I will not let you break my son's heart, he will not be your spouse

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