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RAMPANT RABBIT ( RE-WRITE!) ?X

RAMPANT RABBIT ( RE-WRITE!) ?X

I,VE BEEN TRICKED BY A RABBIT !
WHILST PLAYING STRIP POKER !
HE,D MADE A DEAL WITH THE PACK
OF CARDS..WHAT A JOKER!?
HE MADE ME WORRY ABOUT HIS CLOCK !
WHEN HIS ONLY INTENTION!
WAS TO GIVE ME HIS COCK!
HE KEPT SAYING.HE,D BE LATE!?
& NOW..I,M NAKED NEARLY 
& AS GOOD AS. ON A PLATE !
HE NEEDNT OF BOTHERED .I SAID !
I TOLD HIM. I,VE GOT ME 
OWN RAMPANT RABBIT MATE !
I WISH I,D GONE TO POUND LAND !
INSTEAD OF FUCK N WONDERLAND!
& LOADED UP ON BATTERIES!
IN THE WARM..WITH ME KNEE,S APART !
NOT FREEZING ME TIT.S OFF !
THATS WHEN ME KNOCKING KNEES START!
IN THIS DIRTY RABBIT HOLE!
I BETTER GET OUT OF HERE!
I THINK..I,M GONNA FART!
& I NEED TO WARM UP ME POLE !?X
& I WISH.. I HADNT FALLEN !
DOWN YOUR ROTTON FUCK N HOLE !?
" OK I,LL GET YA OUT ALICE"!
SO LONG AS YA SHOW ME NO MALICE "?

Tracy Timothy xx

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BLOSSOM

LMAO Tracy another great idea from the Queen of funny!  You always make me laugh, your humour is becoming legendary.  Always a vote from me hun:)

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