Randy Uncle Dunc

I've gotta friend called Duncan, he is my bestest chum, he likes to trawl the internet for pics of tits and bums.
He's randy as a shithouse rat and horny as a mousse, picks up ladies off the net and takes em to his hooos
Once when he was younger, as young as young can be, he humped and bumped the vicars leg, when he came round for some tea!
His mum and dad were mortified, were really feeling blue, so they took him to the doctor's lab to see what he could do!
The doctor said now Dunky boy this thing down there below, is not for you to play around...so stop having a go!
Fifty years later, he's still the same...he's Randy Uncle Dunc, he's always fiddling with his bits and playing with his junk!
But now I've found a great solution to my bestest friends regrets...I've booked him in to get him spayed...he's going to the vets :)