RAT ARSED ..ROVER!?X

I KNOW I,M ONLY A PUP!
BUT.. I FOUND THIS BEER OPEN
& I THOUGHT I,D HAVE A SUP!?
THEN . I FOUND THIS SPLIFF!?
IN THE ASH -TRAY!
NOW.I,M IN . A REAL BAD WAY!
IN THE MID-DAY SUN !?
I,M WELL & TRULY DONE 
PLEASE JUST LEAVE
ME TO SLEEP IT OFF !
& PLEASE DONT 
TELL MY MUM!
SHE.LL THINK
I,M JUST A BUM !?
I,VE DRUNK TO MUCH BRAHMA
& CREATED A DRAMA !
I,M BRAHM,S & LIST!
THIS NAUGHTY PUP!
IS..STONED & PISSED!
BUT.. IM SURE 
I,LL GET MY KARMA
& I,LL BE HUNG OVER!
I,M SUCH A NAUGHTY ROVER!
WHEN I WAKE
FROM THIS COMA!
I,LL STICK TO WATER & CHUM !
OR BE. JUST.A DOG-GONE BUM !
& REALLY UPSET MY MUM!
& I   PROMISE 
I,LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN 
OR..BECOME A REAL BEACH BUM !
& .".I,M SO VERY SORRY MUM"

Tracy Timothy xx