Real Men Don't Cry

Thinking of goodbyes with trepidation
Nostalgia will come into play
Remembering all the good times we had
Right off from our very first day

Gonna try real hard not to shed any tears
Remember real men don't cry
But my bladder is very close to my eyeballs
Can't promise my eyes will stay dry

The ladies will love it, think it's so sweet
But the guys will chuckle and say
Thought you were one of us macho men
Now the real Jack is out on display

Well whatever will be will be I'm afraid
Or else it'll appear to be fake
I can only be this dude that I call me
So drink up and have some more cake