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RECORDER..LESSON,S !?X

RECORDER..LESSON,S !?X

OKAY CLASS. WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST?
WHO WANT,S TO SHOW US !
ALL WHAT WE REHEARSED!
WHOSE GONNA PLAY THE RECORDER!
HOW ABOUT I PUT YOU IN ORDER!
HOW ABOUT ," MORNING HAS BROKEN!?"
JUST BLOW IN IT.IT,S NOT SPOKEN!
"SUCK IT IF YA LIKE..WHAT THE FUCK!"
I FELL ON ME FEET.IN THIS TEACHING JOB!
ABOUT TIME I HAD SOME LUCK!
WHOSE FIRST ON THE RECORDER!
IF YA CANT BLOW ..SUCK!
THEY,VE NEVER SEEN A RECORDER BEFORE!
SO I PRETEND .IT,S ME KNOB!
& THEY DO A VERY FINE JOB :O
NOW WHOSE FIRST ?..IN ORDER!
TO PLAY " MORNING HAS BROKEN!"
ON THIS ERE RECORDER !!??XX

Tracy Timothy xx

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