Red Lights

Look at all those obedient people

Stopping at every red light

In this day and age of overflow traffic

Not stopping could cause quite a fright

Unless you'd like some time in prison

I suggest you slam on the brakes

When you're approaching anything red

Especially a redhead on skates

The law clearly states maiming is illegal

Has been for many long years

So try really hard not hitting pedestrians

The penalty is usually severe

Look at all those obedient people

It's not like it once used to be

Running red lights was exciting sport

Like chasing young girls up a tree