" RED RIDING HOOD. WHO DIDNT DO GOOD"!?X

" I,M HERE GRANMA, HOPE IM NOT TO LATE ?
I COULDNT GET MY SCOOTER PASSED YA LOCKED GATE !
I KNOW MY TIMINGS NEVER BEEN GREAT!
MUM, WILL KILL ME NOW I AM LATE 
I DID NOT KNOW THE WOLF HAD ALREADY ATE ?
& GRANMA ENDED UP ON THE WOLFS PLATE !
THIS WASN, T SURPOSED TO BE YOUR FATE ?
I EXPECT BY NOW, YOUR IN A BIT OF A STATE?
I WILL HEAD BUTT HIM IN THE GUT 
& THEN HE MAY THROW YA BACK UP?
I THINK I,M TO LATE GRANMA? YOUR IN BITS 
I JUST SAW YOUR HEAD FLY OUT 
FOLLOWED BY YOUR HUGE TITS
YA LEGS ARE SO WIDE APART
LOOKS LIKE YOUR DOING THE SPLITS 
& THE BEATS GONE FROM YOUR HEART
THAT THE WOLF MAY AS WELL EAT YOU
NOW YOUR IN SO MANY BITS...YA SILLY TART! 
SO MUCH FOR BRINGING A NICE PICNIC!
COS THE SIGHT OF YOU GRANMA 
HAS NOW MADE ME FEEL SICK
I,M SORRY I COULD NOT SAVE YOU
FROM THE GREEDY WOLF PRICK!
HE MUST HAVE ALTERED THE CLOCK
THE CRAFTY LITTLE COCK
& PLAYED A VERY CLEVER TRICK
I,M SO SORRY GRANMA
I WISH I HAD BEEN MUCH MORE QUICK
THEN YOU DEAR GRANMA
WOULD STILL BE IN ONE BIT!
& I WOULDNT HAVE TO CLEAR UP
ALL YOUR ... GUTS & SHIT !! X
& WHEN I GET HOME, WILL PROBABLY BE HIT ?
NOT MY FAULT THE CLOCK WAS ALTERED BY A BIT?
& I,LL BE DEEP, IN SOME MORE FUCK N SERIOUS SHIT 
WHEN I TRY TO EXPLAIN THAT THE WOLF HAD A MUCH EARLIER HIT
MY DEAR OLD MUM,S GONNA THROW A FUCK N FIT
WHEN I TELL HER GRANMA,S IN A 1000 BITS
THO , PROBABLY BY NOW, BE JUST HER LEFT TIT!

Tracy Timothy xx