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RED..RAW !?X

RED..RAW !?X

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD!
WAS SO TIRED .OF BEING GOOD !
SO..SHE THOUGHT SHE.D SKIP 
GOING TO GRANMA,S!
& MEET HER FELLA IN THE WOOD !?
SHE DIDN,T HAVE MUCH 
TIME TO SPARE!?
SO.SHE REMOVED HER KNICKER,S THERE!
TO MAKE SURE.SHE WAS READY!
& DRINK A LITTLE WINE !?
& WAIT FOR HER FELLA TO ARRIVE!?
TO SHOW HER. A GOOD TIME!?
SHE HAD NEVER DONE 
WHAT HER GRANMA TOLD HER!
COS..SHE WAS SO MUCH OLDER!
BUT..SHE LOVED TO BE SPANKED!
& HER LOVER.LOVED TO SCOLD HER!
WHEN SHE DID FINALY
ARRIVE AT GRANMA,S!
HE ARSE WAS SMARTING..AS HELL !
& THE WOLF LICKED IT ALL BETTER!
WELL..THAT,S THE STORY I TELL!?
HE STILL DID EAT HER!
& SHE COULDN,T HAVE TASTED SWEETER!
BUT.IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES!
HE PUT HER THROUGH HER PACES!
& DID GRANMA AS WELL !
& SHE WAS GRATEFUL AS HELL!!
SO..WE HAVE A HAPPY ENDING!?
& GRANMA & RED..FELT SWELL!
& THE WOLF WAS CONDESCENDING!
THO..HE PROMISED " NOT TO TELL " XX

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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Jack Ellison

Very strange... that's not the way I remember this old nursery rhyme ending... much prefer your version though!!! LOL

Love you, you sexy thing you!!! XOXOXOX

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Tracy Timothy

GLAD YA LIKED IT JACK X I DO LOVE TA SAUCE UP A NURSERY RHYME LOL XOX

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Jack Ellison

You sure done sauced it up, sweet thing!!!

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Tracy Timothy

IV GOT  A VERY NAUGHTY SIDE JACK AS YA MAY HAVE GUESSED BY NOW XX

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Jack Ellison

Love your naughty side... sweet Tracy!!! You're yummy! XOX

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Tracy Timothy

BLESS YOU X I AM TOUCHED BY YOUR SWEET COMMENTS

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