Religion For Dummies

Bless us Father...

Not for our sins
which are minimal at best
but drop blessings exclusively
on we Christian victims
who had to bravely endured
the heathen Joe Biden
and that damn Muslim
Barack Hussein Obama
who came with 
the Satanic Clintons before

Now by your benevolent grace
you have anointed Brother Trump
to save us from the Socialist horde
of dark atheists polluting
our chosen by God race

Keep our savior safe
from past sins consequence
of which there seem to be many
though many are deemed fake
by his Born Again word

For your glorious prophet
is the Shepard we need
to do all our thinking

Guiding us back to Eden
and the pure Paradise it was
before the illegals ruined it