Poem -

Restrooms Are For Paying Customers ONLY!!!

Restrooms Are For Paying Customers ONLY!!!

I went into a Cafe
Had to go 
really bad
Asked the
Barista
for the 
restroom 
key
Response:
The Bathroom Key
is for paying 
customers 
only
You will have 
to buy something
first
My Response:
You could allow 
me to use
the restroom
with the understanding
that I will purchase
something
when I am finished
or if you insist
I will sit and order 
something
but when you
give me the
key to the bathroom
you will also need
to clean up the 
brown spot
that I left
while I was waiting
to get the key 
to the restroom 
that I so desperately 
needed
your choice..........................

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sparrowsong

Hello Greg...

A restaurant I went to has a sign...

I said you want me to eat here after I saw one of your employees using the Restroom and didn't wash their hands before entering the kitchen?

Do they wash their hands back there?

Yes...

After they touched two door handles that I watched 3 people use as I was standing here before you said they wash back there...

​​​​​​Do you know if the Employee washed back there?

​​​​​​Yes...

That's amazing to me because, the whole time you've been looking at me and I can't see the sink from here...

I would have eaten here...

Take down the sign until you abide the Health Laws...

I smiled and walked out the door...

I guess we really don't know do we?

I hope they let you use it...

Great Fun write!

Thank you for sharing...

Hugs...

sparrowsong

 

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