Poem -

“Ri Sol Ju” I would Do You

“Ri Sol Ju” I would Do You

I would
require a
Forensic Doctor 
who specializes 
in “Covert Poisons”
to inspect your 
body 
first 
but if he gave it
a thumbs up
i would ride

you so hard
Kim jong Un
would revert
back to making 
long thick missles

to compensate 
for not being 
able to perform 
like this American 
Cowboy can.

i know my rhetoric 
is a bit 
barbaric 
but it can’t 
be any more
offensive
then the 
cruel treatment 
that your fat boy
husband has 
dished out

Yes I am
not acting like the 
gentleman 
i sm normally am,
but the
fact that 
you married 
This terd
gives one 
the impression 
that your
just as bad
and need to be ridden hard like the nasty Filly
you are

Yes I am An American 
and as a patriot 
i would take one 
for the team

 

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Tony Taylor

LOL!! LOL!!.... this is friggin' hysterical!!.... wasn't "Fat Boy" the name written on one of the atomic bombs we dropped Nagasaki?...(smiles).......you're a clever writer...... and politically? ~ EXTREMELY insightful and humorously gifted in conveying your opinions!!...... Kick Ass my friend!!...... or......smokin' grooves!!......(more smiles)....... Tons-O-Stars!!......T xo ?✴❤?

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