"RIGHT"..SAID FRED!?X

" OH STOP SHOWING OFF FRED"
I HAVE HEARD WHAT YA SAID !
I KNOW IT,S YA WALKING STICK
WE BOTH KNOW, YOU,VE GOT A TINY PRICK!
IN FACT IT,S THE SIZE OF A WORM
& IF I,M HONEST , IT MAKES ME SQUIRM!
YOU WOULDN,T KNOW WHAT IS FUN?
THERE,S MUCH MORE EXCITEMENT , IN THE SUN!
GO & MAKE THE TEA
THAT,S WHAT WOULD PLEASE ME
& HOBBLE OFF ON YA WALKING PRICK
& COVER UP YA PATHETIC DICK!
OR I MAY JUST VOMIT & BE SICK
& LEAVE ME THE FUCK BE
IF I DIDN,T HAVE MY GLASSES ON
I WOULDN,T EVEN BE ABLE TO SEE
& DONT THINK , YOU ARE
GETTING ANYTHING LIKE THAT FROM ME?
NOW FUCK OFF & GO & MAKE MY TEA !
Tracy Timothy xx

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