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RITA AND PETER AND SUE TOO

Let me tell you all about my friend Rita
She fell in love with a guy named Peter
He made his living as a panel beater
To Rita there wasn't a guy any sweeter 

So Rita and Peter went into town one day
Happened to meet Sue along the way 
Both of them asked if she was okay 
Fair to middling is what she did say 

Peter was a cheater and had a roving eye
If ladies were about he certainly wasn't shy
When Rita found out she started to cry 
All she could say was why Peter why

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