Roger

One night a group of ladies, went out to see a show,
A couple of husbands pleaded, asking them not to go,
But they went out anyway, there was nothing they could do,
And headed to the city, to watch the male review.

The women started drinking, before the show commenced,
To have a few with your friends, it really made sense,
The men started coming out, wearing this and that,
One was a policeman, another with a cowboy hat.

They were running around in undies, the dick poking type,
The women clapped and whistled, and cheered throughout the night,
They finally dropped their pants, and started air swinging things,
To the crowd and holding onto poles, they thought that they were kings.

Then came out Roger, the girls let out a roar,
He had his back to the crowd, and his thing just touched the floor,
He started thrusting his hips, he really used some force,
The women started commenting, he isn't a man he is a horse.

He spun around dramatically, and waved it to and fro,
And if he was standing closer, he would have taken out front row,
If he woke up in the morning hard, it could truly be said,
The only man who could actually, pole vault out of bed.

Women started wondering, about his size and stuff,
And even if he wanted to, it wouldn't fit their muff,
So this well hung guy dancing around, really is a fool,
What's the use in being this big, if you couldn't use your tool.

The women still looked at it, as he grabbed his piece and flailed,
You wouldn't make love to that, it's more like being impaled,
And even though Roger, had a monster thing,
Winter did not bother him, in his sock he could hide it in.