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RONALD MAC DONALD JNR!?X

RONALD MAC DONALD JNR!?X

MY MUMMY HAD A SESSION
WITH RANDY RONALD IN HER BREAK!
& I,M A DEFINATE HAPPY MISTAKE !
THERE,S NO MISTAKING , WHOSE MY DAD!!
IT WAS A SHOCK TO THEM BOTH !
BUT NOW THEIR ,VERY GLAD!
THE MAYONAISE HE PUT IN HER BUN
WAS A VERY HAPPY MEAL INDEED
PARDON THE PUN!!
WITH HIS THICK SHAKE
LITTLE ME , HE DID MAKE!?
9 MONTHS LATER I ARRIVED
TO ADD  TO THE MACDONALD TRIBE!
ALL FROM A BIT , OF GETTING ON DOWN!
PRODUCED A MINI , MACDONALD, BABY CLOWN

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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Tracy Timothy

bless you willie x your fast becoming my no.1 fan lol

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BLOSSOM

Hey Queen of Comedy, that is one sick piccie LMAO:)  Another insanely hilarious write, from one crazy lady. Would love to Nom you hun for your pure genius but alas my powers are no more HA HA HA!:)x

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Tracy Timothy

bless you hon x your now just a mere mortal like the rest of us lol x 

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BLOSSOM

Like a witch without her cauldron lol!!  I feel bare without my blue stripe, but perhaps being naked will lead to me being a little bit naughty ha ha ha:)x

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Tracy Timothy

lol x  you dont need no blue stripe hon we know your a cut above !!
look forward to reading

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BLOSSOM

Tracy you are a sweetie, but you lot on here, particularly my good mate 'the crazy and irrepressible Queen' are the bomb!  Just waiting for a bit of excitement to go on, think we all need a bit of motivation lol:)x

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