Rooty Toot Toot

Rooty Toot Toot, two men in a boot

Bobbing along on the waves

One was old with long silvery hair

Renowned for being quite brave

The other had pimple on the tip of his nose

He was cross-eyed and cranky at best

“That's an omen!” the old man told him

“Squeeze it, and you'll surely be blessed”

As he squeezed it a humongous zit popped out

Flying through the air it transformed

To a beautiful maiden with wings of silver

And a sweet tender smile so warm

The maiden decreed, “You both have a wish

But your wish you must never reveal

Make someone happy beyond their dreams”

They took on the task with much zeal

The pimple guy had a marvellous plan

Knew Rachel the young girl next door

Was always wearing the same shabby clothes

Decided she needed the wish much more

As for the old man, he'd had a good life

So he also wouldn't keep it for himself

Thought he would help out this needy family

Blessed them and wished them good health

So the silvery haired man and the pimple guy

Were rewarded for their unselfish act

Nevermore would they want for a thing in life

Absolutely nothing that they would lack!

Rooty Toot Toot, two men in a boot

Bobbing along on the foam

The pimple guy and the silvery haired man

Are heroes wherever they roam!