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" Roy,s...Clever Ploy !?"

" Roy,s...Clever Ploy !?"

" Aw, What a lovely, Cute little boy !
I bet he brings you hours of joy ?
I,ve never seen one like this before
He looks almost like a toy ......
Looking so happy, Who is now a bit coy!
There, There, Whose a lovely boy !
Thanks for letting me pet, Your puppy Roy!
& i hope he brings you years of joy?
I think i,ve seen you before outside the Savoy?
You were holding, What looked like a savaloy?
Did ya leave ya puppy at home ?
because he,s been a naughty boy ?
I look forward hopefully, To see you again Roy !
& stroking once more, Your adorable little boy !?"Β 

Tracy Timothy xx

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