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" SAME SHIT....DIFFERENT DAY !?"X

" SAME SHIT....DIFFERENT DAY !?"X

S..." HI THERE AGAIN, HOW ARE YOU T ?

T..." WELL NOW YOU COME TO MENTION IT.IM PRETTY SHITTY
ME OLD MANS, GETTING RIGHT ON ME TITTIES!
HE,S NOW A FAT B, INSTEAD OF A FITTI !
HE,S NOW BECOME, A  WALKING BLOODY CATASTROPHE
ANYWAY HOW ARE YOU ..., S  ?
DO YOU STILL GO OUT, WITH THE SAME OLD SEX PEST?
WHO NEVER DID, EVER GIVE IT A REST
WHO WEARS THE MEDALLION & BRIGHT COLORED VESTS
TO SHOW OFF, HIS AMAZING HAIRY CHEST!
HE PUTS THE BLOODY Z, INTO ZEST
& ANOTHER   Z INTO BEING ZEALOUS
WHO IS DAMN GORGEOUS, I MUST CONFESS !
ALRIGHT , ALRIGHT, IM BLOODY JEALOUS
AT  LEAST, HE ALWAYS TRYS HIS BEST!
& HAS FARED BETTER, THAN THE REST ?
APART FROM HIS HAIR, THAT LOOKS LIKE A CREST!
WHICH I MUST SAY, I DO DETEST !
BUT, ALL THE SAME, I WISH YA THE BEST
IM GLAD TO HEAR , LIFE HAS BEEN GOOD TO YOU
& AN IMPROVEMENT ON THE LAST ONE 
WHO SHOULD, BE IN THE ZOO, ANYWAY
I WISH YOU ALL, THAT YOU WISH FOR YOU?
SO FOR NOW, I WILL SAY TOODLE_OOH

S... YOUR A TOUGH BIRD T, YOU ALWAYS PULL THROUGH
& YA NEVER KNOW, WHAT LIFE HAS IN STORE FOR YOU ?

T...TAKE CARE S

S...YOU TOO T....BYE FOR NOW
KEEP YA CHIN UP , YA POOR COW

T...SO KEEP YA FINGERS, CROSSED FOR ME
THAT THERE,S THE RIGHT ONE OUT THERE
IN OUR WHOLE BLEEDING VOCABULARY ?
& I THINK IT MAYBE A D. FOR DESTINY ?
OR A NICE S FOR SEXY ?..WE.LL SEE
& SAY HELLO . TO THE SEX PEST FOR ME !"

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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