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sandwich choices

Sandwich Choices

There are so many choices to be had

When ordering a sandwich

What kind of bread

What kind of meat or any meat

What kind of cheese or any cheese

Whether to have sprouts or not

Whether to have a pickle or not

Whether to go with a classic peanut butter

And something sandwich

I loved peanut butter sandwiches

As a kid

Peanut butter and sweat pickles were my favorite

Peanut butter and banana is good also

Peanut butter and strawberry jam

What a delightful memory

My current favorite

Is a BLT with sprouts, avocado, and kosher dill pickles?

Heirloom red tomatoes one slice per each half

Avocado one half per each half

One half pickle on each half

Bacon cooked just right – well done but not black

Sprouts and lettuce just right

Timamook Yellow smoked cheder cheese

On each half

On Gluten Free bread

with chipotle mayo

And Dijon mustard

Cut in half

Truly a sandwich made in heaven

And bacon makes everything

Taste so damn nice

And God if you are reading this poem

You had better prepare them for me

Or Heaven will not be worth it

Does Satan serve BLT sandwiches

I wonder

Probably not

Probably you become the bacon

In his hell sandwiches

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