"Santa's Stalker !?"

Santa..." OI you , Are you stalking me ya knob !
Or are you just on the bloody rob ?
Stealing from the kids, You wicked old sod !
I am only doing , My annual job !
& if i do not , A million kids will sob !!
So i aint going down this chimney here !
To just watch, All their gifts dissappear 
& god will i , Get it in the bleeding ear !?
 

Robber..." Do not worry Santa, Have no fear!
I,m just here to sweep this chimney ere!
You never quite know Santa, Who is sincere?
This has to be the highlight of my year 
Conversing on a chimney pot , With Santa & his reindeer
Both with our sacks on our backs, Full of gear
I cannot wait, Until i tell me old dear !!
So tad ah Santa, As there,s only 1 way out of here!
You have a good Xmas now ! & a very happy new year!"

Tracy Timothy xx