" SANTA..YOU WILL HAVE TO GO DOWN ?!" X

" YOU BETTER NOT POUT
YOU BETTER NOT CRY!
YOU BETTER NOT SHOUT
AS IM GOING IN DRY
COS, I FORGOT THE BLOODY K.Y!

SANTA CLAUS IS NOT GOING DOWN TOWN
HE WILL JUST, HAVE TO GO DOWN
OR GO WITHOUT ANY PINK OR BROWN

YOU WILL HAVE TO GET ME PISSED
BEFORE YOU EVEN TRY!
OR GIVE ME AN AUSTRAILIAN KISS
COS YOU DEFINATLY AINT GOING IN DRY

SANTA CLAUS IS NOT GOING DOWN TOWN 
HE WILL JUST HAVE TO GO DOWN
OR GO WITHOUT ANY PINK OR BROWN

HE SEE,S YOU WHEN YOUR STRUMMING
KNOWS WHEN YOUR ORGASMS ARE FAKE

"IF YOU HAVE FORGOT THE K.Y
SORRY YOU AINT GOING IN DRY MATE!"
 

SANTA CLAUS IS NOT GOING DOWN TOWN
HE WILL JUST HAVE TO GO DOWN
OR GO WITHOUT ANY PINK OR BROWN

I DONT CARE IF YOUR SANTA
YOUR STUMPY LEGS I WILL BREAK
IF YOU DONT MAKE ,ME WET 1ST
& OPEN THEM FLOOD GATES

& GOD HELP YA SANTA, IF YA MAKE A MISTAKE !"

Tracy Timothy xx