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Allpoetry

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when i found the one

when i found the one

I never killed anyone before you
You're special you see, you should savour this too
I watched...

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How Much?

How Much?

what am i doing in front of this machine
trying to be a hero

a penny’s old hat
and...

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Wind.

Wind.

In springtime, high upon a hill
On breezes soft dance daffodils;
In summer, gentle zephyrs...

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A very smart puppy

A very smart puppy

I am going to tell you a story
About a very smart puppy
And this is a very serious matter...

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May I Leave Now?

May I Leave Now?

Sometimes, I just want to tell life to bugger off.
Simple as that. I want it to go away,
let...

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Interfaith Lamentations

Interfaith Lamentations

The first shall be last and the last shall be first

The Fig Leaf, wrapped intimate as undergarments...

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Two Sides

Two Sides

To my story, there is my blood,
split lengthwise in two,
on one side the Thames, raging steel...

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Started Out Life As A Child

Started Out Life As A Child

Started out life as a child

Cuter than the average bear if I do say so myself

Grew up in a...

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LIVING A DEAD LIE

Every day people die silently
And the death acts violently
No one mourns, no one cries...

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Volatile Hazardous Noxious...

Volatile Hazardous Noxious Material...

Spews out the maw
bare n paws size of a bear
yes, him Donald Trump
with maniacal glare...

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april 15 to April 22 poems

april 15 to April 22 poems

April 15, 2019

Prayers for the Future of the Planet

A shaman priestess
Is deep in...

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Magnanimous Man My Papa – Ha!

Magnanimous Man My Papa – Ha!

Flagrant red hot poker rage
lacerated upon the head of this sole
male offspring, sans he who...

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splitting hairs

splitting hairs

yeoo u me
eu you jiu we
yoo iu myself
eu yew ioo yu
i iew ooe ju
but...

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Soul Support

Soul Support

Went to the redemption center
to drop off my pile of regrets

The long haired hippie behind...

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PREDATOR

PREDATOR

It‘s always been you but everyone else
You go looking when no one is watching
You go taking...

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Dear Ego

Flying high up in the sky,
Camouflaging through contrast passing by,
Blinded in the game of...