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" SCARED SHIT-LESS "!?X

" SCARED SHIT-LESS "!?X

" I AM THE GREAT MIGHTY POO!
& MY JOB IS TO SCARE 
THE FUCK N SHIT OUT OF YOU !?
OR FAILING THAT, MY BREATH SHOULD DO?
COME ON DUDE, LETS HAVE A LITTLE POO?
OR, I WILL HAVE TO BLOODY
SCARE IT OUT OF YOU 
& A FUCK N LITTLE WEE, JUST WONT DO!
CAN YOU FEEL IT COMING THROUGH?
OR I WILL HAVE TO SHIT ON YOU !
THATS WHEN MOST FOLK , USUALLY DO!
I,M QUITE IMPRESSED THAT YOU AINT FOLLOWED THROUGH!
I MUST HAVE SCARED YA SHIT-LESS?
OR, YOUR JUST TO DAMN WITLESS?
SO I,LL SCRUB YA OFF ME LIST...JUST PISSED!
THANKS FOR TAKING PART IN MY TEST!
I,M JUST SORRY, THAT A PISS , WAS YA BEST?"
I ONLY WANTED A LITTLE FOX SHIT TO KEEP!
TO ADD TO MY VERY LARGE SHIT HEAP!

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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