School Prayer led by Billybob McSilly

Dear God,
 
Please make the week go quicker to get us to the weekend.
 
Please give illness to Ms. McGillacutty,  I did not study for            
my algebra exam.
 
Please may there may we not have liver today for lunch.
 
Please let may the cafeteria serve us tater tots every             
day until the end of the year.
 
Please let it snow tomorrow,  I don’t want to work on my               
social studies paper tonight.
 
Please have Sally, the annoying girl with freckles, stop                    
crushing on me.
 
Please have Bonnie, the head cheer leader crush on me.
 
Please help me get on the baseball team next week.
 
OH…and please God bless our country, and all the
Philadelphia Eagles, Phillies, Flyers and 76ers.
 
Amen.