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Seen Better Days?

Seen Better Days?

Some days it's better to stay in bed
Do you ever feel like this friend of mine
when you greetΒ the day each morning
I do and that's on my good days
But I gussy up, put a big happy smile
on my kisser and venture
forth to spread joy throughout the land
Some tell me to shut my freaking gob
and take a long walk off a short pier
I just smile and wish them a happy day
Those miserable bastards!!!

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Jack Ellison

Guess it's a worldwide malfunction!!! LOL

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Jack Ellison

Don't know where you are but I can hear you!!! Don't hurt yourself now!!!! Lovesies, Happy JackΒ ???

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Lucy Parsons

Unfortunately these people are everywhere! Good for you to keep smiling and don’t let the buggers get you down ?

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Jack Ellison

Thank you dear Lucy!!! Those little buggers NEVER get me down!!!Love, Happy Jack ???

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sparrowsong

Hello Happy Jack...

​I didn't tell you yet, IΒ  LOVE YOU MY FRIEND! ?

Thank you for the smiles once again...

Lovesies and Big Hugsies

sparrowsong

???

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Jack Ellison

HOLY CRAP!!!! Awww I knew there was something missing! Dear sweet lady... a day without your sunshine make me feel like that guy up there all day long!!! Eternally yours, forever, till the end of time, till I turn into a gorgeous chickie!!! Oops sorry!!! Love you sweetie... Happy Jack ????❀️???????

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