Sexy Or Old And Crotchety

Been called sexy, been called old and crotchety
Maybe I'm somewhere in between
I'm probably closer to the sex symbol type
With this body, you know what I mean

Young ladies are always clamouring around
For a piece of this gorgeous physique
Sorry to have to tell them to take a number
For a chance at the thrill they seek

I'm usually an extremely low key kind of guy
But since building this stunning body
Females flock around, it can get quite annoying
Sorry, really don't mean to get snotty

I'm hankering for just a little peace and quiet
To recharge my batteries so to speak
Eventually all-nighters will catch up to me
Leave me totally pooped out and weak

Think I might return to my overweight self
Less hassles with the opposite sex
Didn't realize all the women it would attract
Not something I'd really expect

Just funnin'