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SEXY VALENTINE...

SEXY VALENTINE...

I know I'm being cheeky

You've always been good to me

I have a request

For a night like it used to be

You've gotta be horny

A real sexy lady

Throw in some toys

Definitely maybe!

Traditional; no way!

I want it raw

To fuck me and suck me

Treat me like a whore!

I wanna go crazy

Just one last time

Babes I'm begging

For a sexy valentine...

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Jason Lee

Hehe I take it that you enjoyed that one Carey :)

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Tracy Timothy

sad when ya gotta beg lol x loved it tho hehe
can you return the picture back that i lent ya cheekey ????? : )  

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Jason Lee

Haha cheers Tracy, I took that photo myself after a night in the Hacienda, back in t'day :)

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John leroy Maxwell

A Valentine so sexy, and looking so very sweet

I know it is not chocolate, but it's the one I want to eat

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Jason Lee

Haha cheers John I take it you like the photo lol :)

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Jai Masters

yes call me Jason, you have my number 

right? 

Luv Jai :) 

ps. THANX 4 last night! 

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Jason Lee

HAHA Jai if you seriously think I could fall for somebody who walks round jungles with fruit on their head!!!!! THEN YOU KNOW ME TOO WELL LOL, cheers pal :)

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BLOSSOM

Mr Lee, you are one hot valentine bunny lol!! As always say it how it is; keep 'em coming (pardon the phrase!)  One tip: Has nobody ever told you though that it's rude to beg ha ha :)x

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Jason Lee

Rachel a BUNNY FFS !!!!!! You could of said Tiger or something alpha male-ish LMAO,
PS I've NEVER begged in my life so I thought I'd give it a whirl, I was expecting attention from all corners of the globe, upto now I've only had interest from Jai FFS!!!
Thanks for your lovely comment X:)

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BLOSSOM

Pardon me Jason, that's maybe where the confusion set in lol, I think Jai's comment gave me the wrong signals LMAO!!!!  I'm sure you are a TIGER Jason, but you know what they say, "you doth protest too much"!!!!  HA HA HA :)X

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Jason Lee

Oh I'm as straight as Tracys rabbit, all male cock, as they say in UK, I'd rather stick pins in my Jai's LMAO :)

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Magdalena

A great steamy Valentine Jason, nothing wrong with being a bit "Cheeky" lol. :)

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