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" She,s ...Well Taking The Piss !?"x

" She,s ...Well Taking The Piss !?"x

" Do i look like i,m very happy about this ??
As my frigging owner, Is well Β taking the piss !
She said, She wanted to reminisce ?
& made me pose, A bit like thisΒ 
To remind her of another dog, She missed !
I look more like a girl, Than my sisΒ 
& the silly cow is squealing..This is bliss ?
& it is now my furry arse, That she can kiss
Now getΒ these flowers off me head..I am done with this!
& this photo session , Is now dismissed
The crazy bleeding women, Is a Β proper mentalist !?"
& 9 times out of 10, Is always usually pissed?
& sheΒ smokes way to much of the cannabisΒ 
Which is usually when Β I end up, a little bit like this !?"

Tracy Timothy xx
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Tracy Timothy

Thanks so much Lisa ? its a buzz making people laugh believe me.glad you like my humour

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Rod

Another Tracy classic :)

The beautiful people always wear flowers in their hair, the beautiful dog says " yeah, but why me"

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