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Shit N Roses ! x?

Shit N Roses ! x?

How is it.. You can fall in shit !?

& come out smelling of roses !?

Nobody knows how ya do it ?

It must be magic.. One surposes

Most people who fall in roses !

& come out smelling of shit !?

& get a little pricked !

Maybe you,ll tell us your secret ?

So.. We can all do it !

You dont even get pricked !

From them roses , You,ve picked !?

Put em in your vase !

Bet they dont smell of arse !?

Not only do you not fall !!

Ya come out with such bull !!

Its gotta be magic !

Or.. Its really quite tragic !

How ya manage to do it !?

Come up roses.. Instead of shit !?

It,s gotta be .. Some kind of trick !?

Tracy Timothy xx

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